Ultimate Geek Source of Entertainment Linx
This is your indespensible guide to all those cool hip geek links that will make you finally understand why people say, "You have no chance to survive, make your time!" and "Do you have stairs in your house?" Most of these are funny (no, hilarious!) though there are some that are merely just spiffy in a serious way.
Jeffk
Jeffk is teh l33test haxx0r their is. Dont mes wiht Jeffk, faggort!!~ When I grow up, I want to be jsut leik hime!!!!1 I AM TEH KING FO THE MONSTARS!! Emmulate him to be leet.
Lowtax ICQ Pranks
Lowtax of somethingawful.com has done a splendid job preying off the lusers of ICQ, the senseless randoms that send spam and want to cyber-hump your leg. He turns these irritating and unfornutate incidents into tiny packets of humor that really pack a punch.
SomethingAwful.com
It's just silly. Try some. The first one is always free.
All your Base Are Belong to Us
MUST SEE. Otherwise, when Steve tells you they set up us the bomb, you will have no clue, and will not laugh. Based on an ancient console game, Zero Wing, AYB makes fun of Engrish, the language spoken by improperly educated Japanese. The song in this video was done by The Laziest Men on Mars, an up and coming new media musical group. Their work can also be seen in the Pusher Robot video below.
The site I linked to is a list of mirrors. Take your pick and enjoy. There is also a handy list of AYB links, and an AYB video with different music.
Am I all your base or not.com
Random AYB pics, doctored just like the pics in the video. You can vote on each, is it AYB-worthy? Or just stupid.
The $20,000 Zig!
Just see it. But you have to see AYB first. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!
Pusher Robot Movie & The Lowtax Prank that started it all!
This catchy little tune, performed by the Laziest Men on Mars (AYB), is based off of a Lowtax ICQ Prank. You really should know about this to protect yourself from the Terrible Secret of Space. Do YOU have stairs in your house??
Bad-Candy.com
"Every 5 seconds, someone, somewhere, is probably eating bad candy." Mark and Ben (not to be mistaken for Ben and Jerry) hate bad candy. And they go to great lengths to find bad candy, and expose it for what it is... bad. Their in-depth reviews of bad candy just might save you from having to spit a surprise of bad candy right out of your mouth, or protect your tounge from permanent scarring.
TheOnion.com
A great news site, for your viewing pleasure. Don't miss the story about the disgruntled ninja that killed 12 of his co-workers! :o
DancingPaul.com
Just... Plain... Weird... (IceMan helped me write that one.)
Otakuvengeance.com
Great place to get some anime music videos, the best of which is....
Pokemon!
Just download it. You'll be happy you did. Gets better and better every time you watch ^_^
Ninja Burger.com
Ninja Burger makes great fast food, in the tradition of their ancestors! And fast! They deliver in 30 minutes or less, or they commit Seppuku!
Bonsai Kitten.com
Celebrating an age-old art of Bonsai Kittens. Order your custom bonsai kitten today!
Napster BAD
The classic Flash animation featuring Metallica GOOD!!!! Napster BAD....
MotoPets
You liking good toy for girl or boy child? We have introducing MotoPets for to order you MotoKitty, MotoPuppy, or fine animals of other. For feet-bumping happiness!
Chronicles of George
Considering a carreer in the lovely field of tech support? George should not have. Makes my co-workers seem like angels. (Hi Steve!! :D )
Bastard Operator from Hell!
On the other hand... There's the Immortal BOFH. I want to grow up to be just like him!! (But my boss would fire me.) The originals are REALLY old, and I first ran across them circa 1992, when they were distributed via email to tiny non-internet-gifted BBS islands everywhere.
Comix:
User Friendly
Geeks that work at an ISP. Featuring Dust Puppy, and his evil twin.
Red Meat
Must see to believe. VERY nutty, gross, and irreverent. Use extreme caution.
Flem Comics
VERY sick, deranged, twisted, and wrong. Red Meat is Family Circus in comparison.
Penny Arcade
Classic.
Pokey the Penguin
Ok, I don't know why these are so funny, because I don't think they are. But some people think Pokey the Penguin is just peachy, so here it is...
Flash:
StickDeath.com
Stick people. Dying. In a large varriety of ways.
Ninjai.com
The Little Ninja. Flash anime. For free! Good stuff.
Radiskull
Kick it, Radiskull!!! The first two episodes are kind of boring, but just sit through them. Things get REALLY good by ep 3, and then you're hooked!]
Microsoft
Behind the scenes.. watch for the AYB reference.
Not funny, just cool:
BMWfilms.com
BMW is making really cool short action movies just for the web! Long downloads, good movies.